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Japanese 101Konnichiwa Minna san! Watashi wa baka desu! Watashi no shumi wa e wo kaku koto desu! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! （＾Ｏ＾☆♪
So okay some of you got jellin of my fine japanese language desu ne.
I thought of why not teach my lovely watchers speak japanese?
Okay let's start with the simple one. If you want your sentence to sound like japanese you need to put 'desu' at the end of each sentences. Now before we start using 'desu' let me tell you first what it means. It would be stupid if you're using the word that you don't know right? Okay the word 'desu' comes from the latin word 'Canius Femina' meaning bitch. For example I love you desu (I love you bitch).. Tehehe kidding aside. Okay the meaning of 'desu' is really hard to explain but basically it's a polite modifier or it can also mean " It is ", "Those are" , or "I am." or whatever.
Now that you know the word desu let's use it in a sentence.
Fuck you desu. V(=^･ω･^= )v
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The Dictionary, Written By Sasuke Uchihahttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/3889596/1/Sasukes_Dictionary
.. This is the funniest thing I've stumbled upon in a very long time xD It takes a larger amount of funny for me to share something publicly, so you know this is good xD
.. trust me, i think i died from laughing so hard. xD

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I CAN HAS PROFANITY...?You all know I rarely swear.
So don't read on if you don't want to see a different side of me. I went to boarding school, everyone talks like a sailor in boarding school. Even fancy, stuffy boarding schools like mine.
Still here? Okay, let me begin.
HOLY FUCK.
Some people. Just... fffffffffffffffffffuck.
What the hell is fucking wrong with you? Are you truly that hateful or just ignorant and immature? It's hard to tell with all the shit you're spewing.
I don't care if the person is an art thief. I don't care if that person left asshole-ish comments on my page, abused me through notes, STOLE MY ART AND TRIED TO SELL IT, and called me disgusting, idiotic, and a dumbass. I don't care if that person SCREWED ME OVER ROYALLY.
I don't care if the person is a fucking asshole of the highest pedigree.
They're still human. And I will defend them because they are human.
Just because they treated others like shit doesn't mean you can TELL THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES. What the actual fuck people? You ar

My reaction when I don't see my OC included......in group pictures along with a bunch of friends(Christmas gifts, gifts)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1it45QagN8

A squirrel bit me...Is that even possible?
:iconcryforeverplz:
They don't have rabies do they?!
I was just trying to feed it a Dorito...
The animal kingdom really holds a grudge. I've been pooped on by a bird four times as well. Always on the head. Always :iconultraangryplz:.

Expensive ...I've gotten to the point where Im just exhausted from seeing people comment and hate or diss artists for either having expensive adoptables or commissions ( the latter was done to me ). Some even have the nerve to say, why are people wasting their money on that when "you can do this ____" or "it wasnt that great anyways". Uhhh...if it wasnt so great, why are you bothering. It just makes you sound like an ass, to be honest. As much as you think youre doing something right, ahahaha. YOU'RE NOT. Especially when you get butthurt when that artists watchers come in to tell you that the person set thier AB price to encourage bidding, or mentions the effort put into the piece altogether.
JUST REMEMBER GUYS, YOU ARE BUYING THE ART ALONG WITH THE DESIGN. Why? Because I dont see many people just buying little outfits drawn on clothes lines. If youre still struggling to see from my POV, I have an example from a journal I commented on:
http://sta.sh/0100rbj29kei http://sta.sh/0100rbj29kei ht

Stop.......ASKING FOR FREE ART!
I have actually never been this irritated. Just, people what the actual hell. :iconwthplz:
I dont know how many notes and comments I have gotten asking me to draw them shiz. Whats worse, is that people will guilt trip me into thinking I should draw for them.
NO! I WILL NOT FUCKING FALL FOR IT!!!
I have before, thinking you were my friend. But as soon as you got your art, apparently I didnt exist anymore.

The people that make me a "gift" or "donate" points (without me asking them to, mind you), then send me a note a day later "erm I drew you a gift/i gave you points......when could I expect something in return".
:iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz:
Then there are ones who will note you their OC references, expecting you to just draw them like bam. :iconwthplz:
Seriously like, no. NO. NO.
How long have you watched me? A day. A fucking minute? How many times have you commented on my art, or at least fav'd it.
I am over this

ART RANTHi guys. So lately I've been seeing people talk about art prices and stuff. And it's really been bothering me cause I see these things all the time. So IM GONNA RANT HERE REAL QUICK SO IF YOU DONT WANT TO READ ITS OK LOL I JUST WANTED TO GET IT OUT. /ahem AND PLEASE DON'T FEEL OFFENDED BY ANYTHING I SAY IN HERE. OK. THX <3
First of all, I see a lot of artists on DA and other sites like Gaia tend to degrade themselves in order for people to actually buy their art. NO. Stop it. Stop trying to appeal to customers with low prices. "Oh, but no one will buy my art if I price it that much!" So what? It's not your fault they can't afford your art. You put your time, effort, and YEARS of practice into shaping your art skills, and yet you're gonna undersell yourself for that little? It's just pitiful because you're just throwing away all those years of hard work. Don't let the public decide how much your art is worth, because they are only telling you how much they CAN AFFORD it for and how m

Japan trip!In a more awake state, so I'll write a long- ass journal now. :'B
So I'll start from.. The start of the trip. Going from Perth to Osaka took pretty much about 13 or 14 hours. We had to stop in Kuala Lumpur Airport as well, and *o0PandaBear0o and I literally CANNOT sleep on planes- We landed in Osaka at 7:00am, and to us, it felt like we'd pulled an all- nighter. I think I had one hour sleep on the plane or something ajhfbsdg. We weren't allowed to rest when we got there, either. Straight away, we had to find our hotel (We got lost 8D) and then drop our suitcases off at the lobby, then get to Osaka Castle. We had to catch so many trains, and this is where I found out that I can get travel sickness on them. :U
So here's on the way to Osaka Castle;
It's a wall I know. Shut up, I like taking photos of.. Walls. :I
You can see it.. up there somewhere asjhfasf.
Derr's a better picture. We weren't allowed to take photos inside, unfortunately. But Panda and I were pretty much half dead that

Not another dumbfuck depressing journalI don't want to work, I don't want to study, and I don't want to draw. I have no desire to do anything, be it school related (especially school related) or hobby related. I can't have fun, now that I think about it I was never good at having fun to begin with. I don't get any satisfaction from anything and I don't see any point in doing anything. I've become discouraged about my "professional" choices because the field I entered is starting to frustrate me. I just want to stop existing. There would be no difference if I were here or not. Birthday's coming up in a few days and I can't even get excited about that. What kind of an idiot has a middle-age existential crisis at (almost) 18?

20 Years of Spider-Man ImprovementHey Friends--
I moved recently and things have been busy, so I won't be able to get a new comic up this week. I'm working hard on it right now though-- it's the biggest one so far-- the title of the essay is going to be: "Hug the Elephant." Please stay tuned!
In the meantime, I wanted to show you something special. I was digging through old sketchbooks while packing for the move and I found these little gems-- drawings of Spider-Man I made from age 6 onward. I've been drawing Spider-Man periodically for about 20 years!
Here's my progress!
Age 6:
Age 9:
Age 14:
Age 18:
Age 22:
Seeing improvement is fun, isn't it? Today I decided to draw another entry to the spiderman series:
Age 25:
I want to encourage you guys to revisit your work every month or so. If you are consistently making things, you'll be able to see a progression in your work, which helps you keep going.
See you next week!

#601Now, the tale of NARUTO is coming to the big climax.
OBITO, MADARA ...
Although there was a hint about OBITO, it is regrettable that he has changed to the bad fellow.

Moreover, in the following talk, KAGE is given the serious damage.
Especially the damage of TSUNADE is serious.
The characters of the anime which takes not only to NARUTO but to me, or comics are a supporting player and a villain's part in many cases.
For the reason, a character passes away in many cases.
This time, although TSUNADE may be lost, I am seldom shocked compared with the surrounding friends.
I am not sad.
I am because it is determined from the beginning as "the character of a tale may die in a tale."
"Isn't there any inconsistency in a tale?"
"the last moment which should admire a character" -- they are the most important.
However, my being able to do it now is only seeing the talk which Mr. Kishimoto's takes out.
Since various occurrences occur one after another, looking is the best most.
I wish Mr. Kishim

Back From JapanHIIiiiiii guysszzzz can't tell you how good it feels to have unlimited internet access again e.e
We did way too much stuff for me to recap all of it, but here are a few quick things I bet you don't know about Japan:
1. The crosswalk is referred to as "the zebra zone"
2. French fries are both a breakfast option as well as a fancy dinner choice at buffets
3. Slurping your noodles is considered to be good manners.  If you eat them silently, the host assumes you don't like it
4. There.  Are. No. Public. Trashcans.  Anywhere.  Not even in restaurants or public bathrooms.  I had to keep all of my wrappers and empty soda cans in my purse, and it started turning really gross near the end of the trip q.q
Here is our group! I'm in this picture herpderp.  Take a guess 8D
Tokyooooooo
Japanese countryside; Ibaraki prefecture
A traditional Japanese dance and ceremony on the 3rd day of Obon Festival.  This group of locals traveled

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Japanese 101 Part 2

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 2:51 AM

Konnichiwa Minna! Ima nani o shiteru~n desu ka? (★^O^★)

Okay so now that we have learned how to speak japanese! (To people who haven't seen it yet, go here) Today I'm gonna teach you how to use chopsticks! Ohhh that sounds so very Japanese? Are you excited desu ka?

Stepu 1

Hold your hand out, as if you're ready to shake hands with senpai. (//^ω^//)

Stepu 2

Place one chopstick in the crook of ur thumb desu (⌒▽⌒)

Stepu 3

Place the 2nd one on top and hold it with ur thumb and index finger and then tuck ur ring finger and pinkie underneath.
(For girls, make sure your nails are pretty to impress senpai (｡♥‿♥｡))

Stepu 4

Now you are ready to eat that thing! \（´▽｀\）

Stepu 5

Skewer that thing. (｀n´)

Stepu 6

Eat. (>^O^<)

Stepu 7

The thing keeps on falling? Use kawaii fork. （＾3 ~)

Okay that's all for now! Hope you learned something desu!! ☆♪

Ja mata ne! BYE BYE! (〃⌒▽⌒)八(〃⌒▽⌒〃)八(⌒▽⌒〃)

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Lol this means I'm bored. Sorry OTL

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~nefroon Nov 5, 2012

Awwww thank youuuuu that helped me aloooot!!

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Mood: Joy

~itachi-luv81 Nov 5, 2012

Lol!

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~GPlasticBeach Nov 5, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

im gonna impress all my asian friends by doing what i learned here

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~glassesgirl101 Nov 4, 2012

This was amazing. My face is broken, LOL
I have spoons and forks like that!

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~Shijou4U Nov 3, 2012 Student Traditional Artist

Hmm... Am I seeing some Nichijou reference? Am I wrong?

Oh, and this is one nice tutorial.

みんなは、お箸で気をつけてください！
Skewer is a strong word...

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~MayzKen Nov 3, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

LMAO XD using chopsticks seems so easy now

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*hayden-desu Nov 3, 2012

panda fork omg!!
it would be funnier if u draw ur char instaed of that guy xD

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~Phishythoughts Nov 3, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

XD XD XD XD XD

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~Icy-Mystic-Warrior Nov 3, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Welp, thanks for sending chocolate spurting out my nose.

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~DILAGO Nov 3, 2012 Student Digital Artist

lmao!!

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