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Japanese 101

Wed Sep 5, 2012, 2:06 PM
Konnichiwa Minna san! Watashi wa baka desu! Watashi no shumi wa e wo kaku koto desu! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! (^O^☆♪

So okay some of you got jellin of my fine japanese language desu ne.
I thought of why not teach my lovely watchers speak japanese?

Okay let's start with the simple one. If you want your sentence to sound like japanese you need to put 'desu' at the end of each sentences. Now before we start using 'desu' let me tell you first what it means. It would be stupid if you're using the word that you don't know right? Okay the word 'desu' comes from the latin word 'Canius Femina' meaning bitch. For example I love you desu (I love you bitch).. Tehehe kidding aside. Okay the meaning of 'desu' is really hard to explain but basically it's a polite modifier or it can also mean " It is ", "Those are" , or "I am." or whatever.

Now that you know the word desu let's use it in a sentence.

Fuck you desu. V(=^・ω・^= )v
I'm fabulous desu. (⌒▽⌒)☆
I'm done desu. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Adding cute text emoticon makes it more looks like very japanese.

Ohh it sounds so japanese now right? It sounds kawaii too.  Ahh now what does 'kawaii' mean? Hold your horses bitches, we'll go on that later! Winku~ \ (^_~)/ <3

Okay although we have already made a sentence sound japanese, it's still not enough. Let's proceed with ra ri ru re ro chi tsu etc.

How do we use them? Change all Letter 'L' to rrrr . If it's in the end of a word you use 'ru'. Also it applies to any other consonant letters. You'll just add 'u' instead. If it's letter 't' at the end you change it with 'tsu' if it's 'ch', make it chi or chu or whatever. Some use it wrong like let's go to beach = ret's go to beachiru. let's switch. Ret's switchiru. I like your shoes = I raiku your shoesteru.. no no that is sooo wrong.

Okay here's the example of the correct one.

1. My family is beautiful =  My famiry is beautifuru.... desu (★^O^★) Don't forget the desu ^w~
2. I love you! = I rabu you desu!  (。♥‿♥。) Noticed I use rabu instead of rovu? It's a katakana word thingy. It's hard to explain so just go google it
3. My dog Lunatic got some style = My dogu runatiku gotsu some styru desu  ̄ー ̄U
4. That bitch stole my taco! = That bitchi storu my taco desu! 凸(`0´)凸

Now that sounds even more japanese. Yay! 〃⌒▽⌒)八(〃⌒▽⌒〃)八(⌒▽⌒〃)

Let's proceed with more hardcore! Everyone's favorite.

I'm gonna tell you guys what these words means. And we'll use it in a sentence later.

These are some common words you hear in anime.

Senpai = upper class
kakkoii = cool/ handsome
bento = lunch box or something
oishii = dericious
sugoi = amazing
kawaii = cute
kowaii = scary

Example:

English:
Wow sasuke you look so cool today. The lunch you brought was so delicious!  You are so awesome omg. Did I mention that your face is really cute! And oh that girl at your back looks scary.

Japanese:
Hnnnng senpai you rooku so kakkoi today desu. The bento you broughto is so oishii desu! You are so mega sugoi desu hnnnng. Did I mention thato your face is reary kawaii desu! And oh thato bitchi at your backu looks kowaii. \(@O@)/


Ahhhhhhh we are now japanese desu nyaaa!! \(★´−`)人(´▽`★)/ congurachureishon!

Hehe that's all I can teach you for now. Hope you learned something guys! ;u;

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Lol I'm tripping balls right now. I got bored of drawing all day lol and randomly thought of this.. So forgive me my randomness OTL. I'm tired see ya all later. Bye!

I was just bored. Hope no one gets offended by this ;u;

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:iconart-essel:
Art-Essel Featured By Owner May 25, 2015
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW9Yir… 
This is a beginners' Japanese lesson. Please tell me what you think of the video. I hope this helps you to learn something new.
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... Is this a joke?
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:iconrannedrop:
rannedrop Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013   Photographer
ね。日本をバカにしているみたい。嫌だわ。
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:icontheassbuttnamedyuba:
TheAssbuttNamedYuba Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I rabu you! I can speaku kawaii Japanese nowu desuuu! 8D
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Tioluko Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY' Japanenglish learned hahaha
Nice ?3
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MiyuKyuu Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
omg so funny i was like wait r the books all wrong then LOL! i rabu u <3 ( ai shiteru) :)
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Choco-Sunflower Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:> very interesting~nya!
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:iconbloody-moon-rose:
Bloody-Moon-Rose Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Best japanese class ever... desu (⌒▽⌒)☆
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Art-Essel Featured By Owner May 25, 2015
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW9Yir… 
This is a beginners' Japanese lesson. Please tell me what you think of the video. I hope this helps you to learn something new.
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rojeru Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student General Artist
You made me roru soo hard desu \(^o^)/
You're so trorororu desu (o_o) *reading other piporu's commentsu desu*
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elexti Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
bahaha, ruuuvu it! XD
Dankyuu for making my morning (⌒▽⌒)<3
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Riemea Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
私は日本語を勉強しますが、I lol'd :D Or maybe it's because I'm learning it ^_^
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NoranFikri Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I raughed so hard reading the whoru thingu desu hahahaha (⌒▽⌒)☆
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:iconverdeleon:
VerdeLeon Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I loled so hard desu XDD
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LumiCL Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
beri inforumatibu desu!!

arigatougozaimashita Ichan-senseeeeei \(@ ̄∇ ̄@)/ 。.:*☆
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MeTaa Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012   Digital Artist
ichan were you high
:iconpapcryplz:
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:icondilago:
DILAGO Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
domo arigato sensei :3
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:icondanielahmew:
danielahmew Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
ichiya desu

deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
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:iconlady-leliel:
lady-leliel Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Student General Artist
sugoi!! sankyu ichan-desu desu desu!
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:iconneipypien:
NeipyPien Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
does it mean that ichan-desu=ichan-bitch??
LMAO you killed me!
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:iconangieyvonne:
AngieYvonne Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I am disappoint.
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:iconichan-desu:
ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpapcryplz:
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:iconineedagir:
ineedagir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
I love you so much RN, Ichan.
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:iconichan-desu:
ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I rabu you too.
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PurpleMoonFang Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg =3= do you know actual japanese tho cuz im learning with an app called JA Sensei and i need to practice like on skype or something. just typing though if you dont feel comfy with faces
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ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well I only know the basic. I only studied 1 year. OTL And I kind of forget almost everything already. So idk
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PurpleMoonFang Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lolz >w< kk
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:icononihikage:
Onihikage Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
I LOVE the first two sentences of this journal :lmao:
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ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDD
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nofido Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
Wouldnt this be an insult to a japaneze person if a non japanese person spoke this way XD
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ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmm depends on the person I guess. We talked like this with our Japanese teacher before. And she find it funny in fact.
I'd be more worried to people who's trying hard to become japanese, they might get insulted by this. But that's not my intention anyway so I hope not.
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Lucar14563 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
too true :P
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:iconnofido:
nofido Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
^^
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Lucar14563 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
:)
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:iconnofido:
nofido Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
^^
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Lucar14563 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
lol :)
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LehLeh Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
I actually got disapointed, because I thought you were serious haha
Kedo, kore wa sugoi desu, hontou watashi ni warattanda wo suru.
Oh wait, I forgot the emoticon... (⌒▽⌒)☆
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:iconichan-desu:
ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Daw gomen ne.
Haha Ureshī (⌒▽⌒)
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KyokiRose Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
what have you done:icongodwhyplz:
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:iconichan-desu:
ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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Decadent-Cupcake Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
私の住んでいる場所に日本人はあまり少ない。でも練習したいな!
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PawsTheKitty Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
こんにちは。
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:iconichan-desu:
ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
がんばって!
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Decadent-Cupcake Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
I learned a lot from your resson Sensei.
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ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yay!
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Alquimista-de-acero Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
the use "Desu" only uses to speaking formal! >w<
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ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know that.
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Alquimista-de-acero Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
n.n okey!
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yuufreak Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hory shizzu, sensei is soo mega kkakkoi badoazzu desune!!
thanksu reary mucchi desu
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ichan-desu Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha arigatou!
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