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Japanese 101

Wed Sep 5, 2012, 2:06 PM
Konnichiwa Minna san! Watashi wa baka desu! Watashi no shumi wa e wo kaku koto desu! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! (^O^☆♪

So okay some of you got jellin of my fine japanese language desu ne.
I thought of why not teach my lovely watchers speak japanese?

Okay let's start with the simple one. If you want your sentence to sound like japanese you need to put 'desu' at the end of each sentences. Now before we start using 'desu' let me tell you first what it means. It would be stupid if you're using the word that you don't know right? Okay the word 'desu' comes from the latin word 'Canius Femina' meaning bitch. For example I love you desu (I love you bitch).. Tehehe kidding aside. Okay the meaning of 'desu' is really hard to explain but basically it's a polite modifier or it can also mean " It is ", "Those are" , or "I am." or whatever.

Now that you know the word desu let's use it in a sentence.

Fuck you desu. V(=^・ω・^= )v
I'm fabulous desu. (⌒▽⌒)☆
I'm done desu. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Adding cute text emoticon makes it more looks like very japanese.

Ohh it sounds so japanese now right? It sounds kawaii too.  Ahh now what does 'kawaii' mean? Hold your horses bitches, we'll go on that later! Winku~ \ (^_~)/ <3

Okay although we have already made a sentence sound japanese, it's still not enough. Let's proceed with ra ri ru re ro chi tsu etc.

How do we use them? Change all Letter 'L' to rrrr . If it's in the end of a word you use 'ru'. Also it applies to any other consonant letters. You'll just add 'u' instead. If it's letter 't' at the end you change it with 'tsu' if it's 'ch', make it chi or chu or whatever. Some use it wrong like let's go to beach = ret's go to beachiru. let's switch. Ret's switchiru. I like your shoes = I raiku your shoesteru.. no no that is sooo wrong.

Okay here's the example of the correct one.

1. My family is beautiful =  My famiry is beautifuru.... desu (★^O^★) Don't forget the desu ^w~
2. I love you! = I rabu you desu!  (。♥‿♥。) Noticed I use rabu instead of rovu? It's a katakana word thingy. It's hard to explain so just go google it
3. My dog Lunatic got some style = My dogu runatiku gotsu some styru desu  ̄ー ̄U
4. That bitch stole my taco! = That bitchi storu my taco desu! 凸(`0´)凸

Now that sounds even more japanese. Yay! 〃⌒▽⌒)八(〃⌒▽⌒〃)八(⌒▽⌒〃)

Let's proceed with more hardcore! Everyone's favorite.

I'm gonna tell you guys what these words means. And we'll use it in a sentence later.

These are some common words you hear in anime.

Senpai = upper class
kakkoii = cool/ handsome
bento = lunch box or something
oishii = dericious
sugoi = amazing
kawaii = cute
kowaii = scary

Example:

English:
Wow sasuke you look so cool today. The lunch you brought was so delicious!  You are so awesome omg. Did I mention that your face is really cute! And oh that girl at your back looks scary.

Japanese:
Hnnnng senpai you rooku so kakkoi today desu. The bento you broughto is so oishii desu! You are so mega sugoi desu hnnnng. Did I mention thato your face is reary kawaii desu! And oh thato bitchi at your backu looks kowaii. \(@O@)/


Ahhhhhhh we are now japanese desu nyaaa!! \(★´−`)人(´▽`★)/ congurachureishon!

Hehe that's all I can teach you for now. Hope you learned something guys! ;u;

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Lol I'm tripping balls right now. I got bored of drawing all day lol and randomly thought of this.. So forgive me my randomness OTL. I'm tired see ya all later. Bye!

I was just bored. Hope no one gets offended by this ;u;

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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... Is this a joke?
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rannedrop Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013   Photographer
ね。日本をバカにしているみたい。嫌だわ。
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TheAssbuttNamedYuba Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I rabu you! I can speaku kawaii Japanese nowu desuuu! 8D
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:icontioluko:
Tioluko Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY' Japanenglish learned hahaha
Nice ?3
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MiyoKitten Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
omg so funny i was like wait r the books all wrong then LOL! i rabu u <3 ( ai shiteru) :)
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Choco-Sunflower Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:> very interesting~nya!
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Bloody-Moon-Rose Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Best japanese class ever... desu (⌒▽⌒)☆
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rojeru Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student General Artist
You made me roru soo hard desu \(^o^)/
You're so trorororu desu (o_o) *reading other piporu's commentsu desu*
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elexti Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
bahaha, ruuuvu it! XD
Dankyuu for making my morning (⌒▽⌒)<3
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Riemea Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
私は日本語を勉強しますが、I lol'd :D Or maybe it's because I'm learning it ^_^
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